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Quotes of Captain Jack Sparrow  

Sunday, March 15, 2009

• The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

• I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
• A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
• Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
• Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
• Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
• Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
• Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. I’m sorry… Will… nice hat. Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you…
• She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
• Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
• I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
• Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got
• I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
• You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.
• No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we dont’ have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
  Yep! I’m good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood… I mean… ink?
• I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
• Now, Will, you tell me somethin’. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin’ damsel? Or… A damsel in distress? Or… whatever…
• I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything’s gone to pot!

by Eanjee Evangalista